"CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SHOUTING!"
Everyone in McDonald's turned around and looked straight at John.
John, a mid thirty's man, in too tight skinny jeans and a pink polo shirt. Hes on his hands free while scoffing down a double cheese burger.
"I don't care how long it will take...just make sure its there when I get back"....John still not noticing that he is the centre of attention.
Mrs Brown sits close to John but not on the same table. We`re not sure if they know each other or not. She is facing him but not conversing with John. Mrs Brown was 23 when England last won the World Cup....(a clue on her age)
The twins, Bob and Sarah. Age 7. They run around still hungry after their Happy Meal. Demanding a Rolo Mc Flurry and a cake just like the one sitting on the table in front of John.
"I need it for work!" John, still shouting and eating and drinking.
A tall gentle man, dressed like the late Pavarotti enters with his arms wide and strong.
"GO COMPARE! GO COMPARE......"
John stands and headbutts the curly mustached man.... still dealing with 3 on his hands free.
The twins swing on both his arms like a jungle gym...while Mrs Brown stands....eyes up the goal...takes two steps back and visualizes Beckhams kicking technique in her head. She takes a good run up to the Balls.
* Lesson learnt today is- Don't Eat McDonald's, they make you want to Kill the man from the Go Compare advert. *
Things that she would like to share with you today...... Whatever!
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