Beep Beep Beep

When you walk through the beeping doors and find a dusty seat next to a man in tweed, do you worry that he may know that your wearing the make-up from the night before. Does the Tweed man smell the sweet scent of perfume, smoke, coffee, whisky and cheddars?

You look around at everyone else . . . .  are they also wearing their knickers inside out?

I did some research and found that 8 out of ten or 80% of people were Not.

Pretend to sleep and count the stops before closing your eyes to open then just as you arrive at your stop and calmly walk back through the beeping doors.

 

A tip of where to stand when waiting for the tube doors arrival. The tube name signs on the adjacent wall are placed directly between the joining of each carriage....next to the doors.

 

I have mastered this skill and another slight skill is angling your body ready for people to get off the train first. This has freaked out a lot of my friends. Try It.

 

Don't share sweets on the tube. Don't eat on the tube. It smells and pisses people off. I ate a magnum on the tube this week as if it was summer. Mad!

I have orange nail vanish on. Please keep an eye out for the most popular nail vanishes for me, please, I'm going shopping soon and hate being cool.

I am currently dealing the best grit on the street. Available now and delivers to your door step.

Mwah mwah, yes, double kiss.

---

Do you want a Hotmail account? Sign-up now - Free

Snow BAAAAAAAAALLs!

Pretty Rain

Toasty Toes

Snow Man Spirit

Full on Potatoes

Ice-olate ice rink

Danger Dust

Devils Dandruff

Grit Gobblers

TFL Swine Flu

Lazy London

Work NO

Pub Yes



(08453017641 - call this to check for full road/rail/sky updates)

Slight January Blues

Why at the start of a new year, do i sit and reflect so much on the year that has gone and ended, 4 days ago.

New years celebrations always roll over into the fresh, spanking new, crisp clean year shortly followed with the biggest mofo hangover anyone could wish on (that man who hasn't invented a pill that makes hangovers magically disappear.)

January already has that feeling that its going to fly by. I haven't made any changes or going to change anything about myself for anyone or anything in 2010. Its just another year. Not another planet.

I have 3 draws in my bedroom that are full of bits and bobs. Receipts, batteries, foreigne coins, tea lights, jewelery, bra`s, books, pens etc... can someone please come and sort them out so I have some where to put my new receipts, batteries, foreigne coins, tea lights, jewelery, bra`s, pens etc... Ta x

2010 tele has began, ITV has a new dating show called "Take Me Out", Paddy McGuinness is hosting it with his face. The show has 30 women from all over the UK stood behind their own pillars with buzzers on top which activates a light to go off. The girls are then introduced to a guy who is looking for a girl to go on a date with him. There are 3 or 4 rounds which the girls get to know a little bit more about the guy. When ever they think hes not right for them, the girls can turn off their light. Fun! I was actually a reserve girl for the show, I sat in the green room while watching the girls I had spent the week with in rehearsals on tele. I have done t.v work before but not a "Game Show". We all had to wear what we would wear if we were going out on a Saturday night clubbing!!!

Right! I don't go clubbing, I was 17 when I last went clubbing and I cant fit in to those jeans anymore. So took some pretty dresses, comfy shoes...but nice. I was pretty surprised to see what some of the other girls had brought to wear. I did realize it was a t.v show but really girls. I love you all but those tits are basically resting on your buzzer. Fake eye lashes, extensions galore and the highest high heal shoes I have ever seen. Each to their own. I couldn't make the filming for the rest of the shows so ya wont see me on it. But still keep in touch with a few of the girls so fingers crossed they get a man...somewhere....somehow.

Dr Who Mr Tennnnnnannnnnnts gone. I'm sad. I only tarted watching it because it was that guy who was played Casanova in the t.v series. He was a great Dr, loved his acting and loved his passion. Lets hope Mr Smith all the best for his star turn.

Celebrity Big Bother...sorry, Big Brother. Sorry. Just not worth writing about really is it. Don't watch it. Paint by numbers instead.

I am now off to sleep and will hopefully wake with a plan of what to do in 2010. I have ideas and aims but all a bit high at the moment. Maybe I should start with those 3 draws and see where my new bra`s take me! maybe to a new man, new job, new goal, a Happier Year x